آدامسی که به ته کفش چسبیده ... - غلط نامه ی کدخدا(جدید!)

غلط نامه ی کدخدا(جدید!)

شنبه 21 بهمن 1391 14:41نویسنده : | Mockingjay |


غلط نامه کدخدا!

گاو چرا نی(نیست)؟؟! = گاوچرانی!

هدیه ای که تَهِ رانی است! = هدیه تهرانی!

تجدید پیمان!

یه ریگی (عبدالمالک ریگی) تو کفششه!

دو ران ِ طلایی =دوران طلایی!

گل ِ آبی = گلابی!

آقای بین (Mr bean) در دور و نزدیک = دوربین ، نزدیک بین!

پشتِ کار (Car) = پشتکار!

صندلی زیرِ بنا (محمد بنا) = زیربنا!

اَتِ (آت ساین) بشار (بشار اسد) = بشارت!

دندان محمد شیری = دندانهای شیری!

نیم کَت (Cat) = نیمکت!

کار (Car) + خانه = کارخانه!

کله پا (معلق) چه (چه گوارا) = کله پاچه!

سیرِ آبی = سیرابی!

نیکی (محبت کردن) کریمی (علی کریمی) = نیکی کریمی!

جت + لی = جت لی (Jet Li)!

برچسب ها: طنز ، عکس ، غلط نامه ،
آخرین ویرایش: - -

سه شنبه 2 بهمن 1397 03:08
It's very straightforward to find out any matter on web as compared to textbooks, as
I found this paragraph at this site.
دوشنبه 1 بهمن 1397 23:07
Outstanding story there. What occurred after?
Good luck!
یکشنبه 30 دی 1397 16:12
This is a topic which is near to my heart... Best wishes!
Exactly where are your contact details though?
شنبه 29 دی 1397 03:38
Hello! Do you know if they make any plugins to assist with SEO?
I'm trying to get my blog to rank for some targeted
keywords but I'm not seeing very good gains. If you
know of any please share. Many thanks!
چهارشنبه 26 دی 1397 00:11
Hi there it's me, I am also visiting this site on a regular basis, this web page is actually fastidious and the visitors are
actually sharing nice thoughts.
دوشنبه 24 دی 1397 19:21
Hi there would you mind sharing which blog platform you're working
with? I'm looking to start my own blog in the near future
but I'm having a hard time making a decision between BlogEngine/Wordpress/B2evolution and Drupal.
The reason I ask is because your design seems
different then most blogs and I'm looking for something unique.
P.S Sorry for being off-topic but I had to ask!
چهارشنبه 19 دی 1397 01:48
I'll right away snatch your rss as I can't find your
email subscription link or e-newsletter service. Do you've any?
Kindly allow me recognise so that I could subscribe. Thanks.
دوشنبه 17 دی 1397 18:00
When I initially commented I clicked the "Notify me when new comments are added" checkbox and now each time a comment is added
I get several e-mails with the same comment.
Is there any way you can remove people from that service?

شنبه 15 دی 1397 06:30
I couldn't refrain from commenting. Exceptionally well written!
چهارشنبه 12 دی 1397 01:19
Wow, that's what I was exploring for, what a material!

present here at this web site, thanks admin of this web page.
شنبه 8 دی 1397 00:36
Wow! This blog looks exactly like my old one!

It's on a completely different subject but it has pretty much the same page layout and design. Great choice of
جمعه 7 دی 1397 08:03
I've learn several just right stuff here. Certainly worth bookmarking for revisiting.
I surprise how much effort you place to make such a fantastic informative
جمعه 7 دی 1397 00:14
Outstanding quest there. What happened after? Thanks!
چهارشنبه 5 دی 1397 04:58
It's awesome in support of me to have a site, which is useful for my knowledge.

thankks admin
دوشنبه 3 دی 1397 12:09
Hi there, I desire to subscribe for this blog to obtain newest updates, therefore where can i
do it please assist.
دوشنبه 3 دی 1397 10:37
I'm not sure exactly why but this site is loading very
slow for me. Is anyone else having this problem or
is it a issue on my end? I'll check back later on and see if the problem
still exists.
جمعه 30 آذر 1397 16:45
Nice blog here! Also your website loads up
very fast! What host are you using? Can I get your affiliate link to your host?
I wish my site loaded up as fast as yours lol
پنجشنبه 29 آذر 1397 23:47
Your style is so unique compared to other people I have read stuff from.
I appreciate you for posting when you have the opportunity, Guess I will just book mark this page.
پنجشنبه 29 آذر 1397 21:47
Hello, its good article concerning media print, we all be familiar
with media is a great source of facts.
پنجشنبه 29 آذر 1397 13:07
An intriguing discussion is worth comment. I do think that you ought to write more
on this subject, it may not be a taboo matter but usually
people don't speak about these subjects. To the next!
Best wishes!!
دوشنبه 26 آذر 1397 17:50
Hi theere to every one, because I amm truly keen of reading this
website's post to be updated daily. It consists of fastidious stuff.
جمعه 23 آذر 1397 08:20
An outstanding share! I've just forwarded this onto a co-worker who had been conducting a little
research on this. And he actually ordered me lunch due to
the fact that I discovered it for him... lol. So allow me to reword
this.... Thank YOU for the meal!! But yeah, thanx for spending some
time to talk about this topic here on your web page.
چهارشنبه 21 آذر 1397 05:09
Hmm is anyone else experiencing prooblems with the pictures on this blog loading?
I'm trying to find out if its a problem on my end or if it's the blog.

Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.
سه شنبه 20 آذر 1397 16:53
Hi there I am so grateful I found your blog, I really found you
by mistake, while I was looking on Bing for something else, Nonetheless I am here now and would just like to
say cheers for a remarkable post and a all round entertaining blog (I also love
the theme/design), I don't have time to browse it all at the moment
but I have saved it and also added your RSS feeds, so when I have time I will be back to read
more, Please do keep up the great work.
پنجشنبه 15 آذر 1397 16:40
Very energetic article, I enjoyed that bit. Will there be a part 2?
چهارشنبه 14 آذر 1397 23:43
Everything is very open with a vry cllear description of the challenges.
It was definitely informative.Your website is useful.
Many thanks for sharing!
یکشنبه 11 آذر 1397 16:03
Does your site haave a contact page? I'm having problems locating it but, I'd like to
send you an e-mail. I've goot some creatiive ideas foor your blog you might be interested in hearing.

Either way, great site andd I look forward to seeing it grow over time.
جمعه 9 آذر 1397 15:19
This text is invaluable. How can I find out more?
جمعه 9 آذر 1397 14:01
you are in reality a excellent webmaster. The website loading velocity is amazing.
It sort of feels that you're doing any distinctive trick.
In addition, The contents are masterpiece.
you've performed a excellent process in this topic!
جمعه 9 آذر 1397 10:48
Great post.

نمایش نظرات 1 تا 30